My day in a nutshell. The highlight of my day was hearing Ke$ha talk about her vagina and encouraging us to get laid tonight and Earl Sweatshirt telling us to stay in school. Thanks.
I look cool but I have yet to receive my Master’s from the University of the Cool. Although, I did accept a the chancellor position at the University of the Pimpingly Gifted.
Haven’t updated the link for my twitter account yet but for anyone looking, it’s @CarliCokes